Snow Day Playlist (Where is Summer?)

Yay There's No School (Xanax Time)

No You Can't Wear Shorts with Your Snow Boots (Put On Your Damn Snow Pants)

I've Got My Snow Pants On! (Mommy I Have To Pee)

Snow Boots On the Wrong Feet (Accident Waiting to Happen)

30 Minutes to Get Dressed (5 Minutes Outside)

Delayed Opening Would Have Worked (Superintendent's A Moron)

We Only Throw Snowballs at Daddy (Mommy Will Kick Your Butt)

Make Us Hot Chocolate (So We Can Dump It In the Garbage)

Mommy's Our Short Order Cook (Look At Our Maid Cook)

I Need Dora's Map (Looking for My Sanity)

I Saw Mommy Kissing the Bus Driver (Day after Snow Day)

4  PM is the New Bedtime (Benadryl Darts)

I Love My Kids (Especially When They Are At School)

Humor is the only way to stay sane when you've had way more time with your kids than you should have had since mid-December. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go make a drink. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.